I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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