Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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