Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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