So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
