Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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