sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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