You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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