you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
