How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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