Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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