so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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