Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
