I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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