: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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