we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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