I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
