I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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