Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
