the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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