This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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