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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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