she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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