Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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