Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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