At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He better not be in your backpack
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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