haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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