i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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