my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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