That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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