This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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