You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
