I can tuck mytits in my pants
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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