feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she peed on how many people?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
