I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
