I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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