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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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