Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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