how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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