he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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