He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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