Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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