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(757): View more from Virginia

It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.

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(212): View more from New York

My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.

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(305): View more from Florida

quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex

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(512): View more from Texas

Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.

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(+61): View more from Australia

This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business

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(607): View more from New York

She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third

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(775): View more from Nevada

My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha

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