I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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