But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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