I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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