You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Alive.
So much puke
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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