tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
she peed on how many people?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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