My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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