You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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