Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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