I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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