Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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