We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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