come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sorry my hands just texted you
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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