We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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